Tom, Mack, and Donner are hired last-minute on Thanksgiving Day to steal a shipment of wiz-hot children’s toys from the ACHE shopping mall. One store’s stock of Happy Hank and Happy Hanna RealFriends™ dolls were released with dangerous software bugs, according to Mr. Johnson, and the team need to “recall” every single unit.
Donner forged an actual recall announcement which nearly caused the store manager to burst into tears at the prospect of pulling this year’s hot-ticket toy from the shelves in plain view of the near riot outside. His fears were well-founded and the Knight Errant riot cops had to quell an angry mob of frenzied shoppers as Donner and Tom began removing the dolls.
A rival team, hired to acquire one unit, opened fire on the police and the scene devolved into chaos. Mack and Tom managed to hold off the team while Donner finished up with the retrieval.
After making their escape, the team discovered that the software loaded into the dolls was actually Ares prototype military drone control software. Delivery was made, payment was received, Merry fraggin’ X-mas!
In order to secure a truck for their precious cargo on such short notice, Donner agreed to put Dee Fence’s cousin Vinny in one of his films with the actress of Vinny’s choosing.